Finally, something to explain the music.

Medium purple cotton T-Shirt with a very straight forward explanation of exactly what LASER SAGE is and how it was born on the chest. Be the first one in the neighborhood to put your hand in your pocket like the guy in this picture. And wear our shirt while you do it. Arm hair not included.

$15 plus shipping

Shipping is priority mail, 2 day. Please allow time for receiving orders and packaging. Shipping is currently limited to United States only. (Let us know if you want to order from elsewhere, if we hear it enough we’ll go international.)